Posts Tagged ‘review’

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Patrick Dempsey is a Douche)

First off, a disclosure about my history with Transfomers. I grew up obsessed with them, not as crazy obsessive like some people, but I was a pretty big fan. That said I can recognize that the original series probably doesn’t stand up well at all, but I’d probably still enjoy them for one reason or […]

Evolutionary Schmevolutionary

Instead of waiting in line for hours like a sucker, I ordered online at just before 1:00am…and waited four days, like a sucker, but from the comfort of my own home. At least I didn’t have to go through the line wait (again) and/or fail and continue to look every day for one in vain. […]

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Stylus

Styluses feel kinda stupid on a phone1 but with a big ass screen they can be pretty awesome. Unfortunately the iPad uses a capacitive screen which doesn’t work with sharp pointy objects, leading to the proliferation of blunt stubby objects and various oddly shaped ones. The problem is that most of these suck.2 But I […]

Review of that 3D Owl Movie

I actually have no clue what the title of the movie is other than that it includes the words “Legends,” “Guardians,” and something like “Gahoole.” It’s a ridiculously long title that may or may not have “Owls” in it. The easiest way to describe the movie is to compare it to other relatively well known […]

Judgement is Upon Us

I actually hate ratings since they’re stupid and arbitrary values, but years ago I came up with a decent enough system that doesn’t make me sick: You may be confused, so here is a simple guide to this revolutionary1 rating system: Berge — He has enough good qualities that he can come off as a […]

Fun with App Store Reviews

I don’t write app reviews often, but when I do I try to have some fun with it. Such as this classic review for Tiny Dancer (which was apparently pulled for being TOO SEXY): This dancer be tiny This app is an interesting look into the life of not just a dancer, but a tiny […]

Tilt to Live

The title and that screenshot pretty much sum up the game. There’s you (the white arrow), the dots, a whole bunch of other crap going on, and you are tilting to live. I’ll get my complaints out of the way early cause in the end they’re fairly minor. One isn’t a huge deal, but it […]