I forget how, but I came across a site called Fat Riker. I didn’t read the site at the time because I was so distracted by my disappointment at the lack of a fat Commander Riker photoshop.

I have taken matters into my own hands:

Fat Jonathan Frakes

Number One + 100 pounds

If you read this Mr. Fat Riker person, feel free to use the picture as long as you just link here.

Now with that distraction out of the way I can now see that Fat Riker has an interesting premise:

“need band member. fat riker. call now. free chips? maybe”

Intrigued? I know I am.